No, I Wouldn't Do That

[In response to seeing me take my wet hair out of a towel turban, before getting a chance to brush it.]

Evelyn: "Mom, I don't care what you look like in the morning, even if you look like you look right now. I wouldn't even care if you took me to school like this. I would just tell people your hair wasn't brushed yet. I would only care if you brought me to school if you were naked. But you wouldn't do that, right? No, you wouldn't do that."